The Speckulator: The description, etc.

"Random musings" is so cliched and pretentious, is it not? Perhaps I will change.

In random news, things I want to learn before Speck appears:

• Knitting.
• Sewing.
• Decent housekeeping.
• Organization.
• Money management.
• Avoidance of wasting time.
• The secret of life.

Also randomly: What shall I put on my pregnant lips for a little color, now that lead has been found in (admittedly, only one shade of) virtually every brand of lipstick I own, from Clinique to Revlon to L'Oreal to (gasp!) Burt's Bees? These are the trials that keep me tossing and turning each night, certainly not the leg cramps, wacky dreams, midnight cravings, need to visit the potty, etc., etc.